the day i wore a dress....for no reason

check me getting all feminine and such.

just a quick convo with myself this morning:

"oh i should wear the cute blue dress today"

"wait, thats dumb. why would i wear a dress?"

"but maybe i should, i mean why wouldn't i?"

"i could, i should, i'm sure-what did i buy it for then you dumb ass?"

"did, did you just call you dumb?"

"yup"

"well, i'll show you, i'm wearing the dress you dumb ass"

i'm such a lady.....

and tell me that bun doesn't scare all other buns away?!