what my phone saw this week

as long as i have fun pics-i will share....

traylor was having a hat party. i suggested the african beaded tribal hat.
it seemed like a good idea at the time???

     i may have to rename myself soon. lady bug lady

sometimes in life you are lucky to meet genuine people.
you love them, they love you. dig?

this is what happens when you have awesome neighbors that think of you and buy you mini cupcakes.

uh, why is shit in quotes. are we talking about hypothetical shit? i gots all kinds of questions here!!

we love the part where they wash our car with rainbow water...

"you're really awesome-thanks for all your help today siri"

bringin it

aloha friday weekly wrap up

-me getting another unexpected new client which means this siri chick that resides in my phone and is suppose to keep me reminded and organized betta get her game on!

-remembering i had 4 packs of skinny cows in the freezer but only polishing off 2 packs....yep, more of that awesome restraint.

-finding lemon pudding at target after asking bestie to go buy and ship me lots of boxes.
what the !!!
i have looked in every grocery store from L.A. to the valley for this stuff for years!!! God loves target. i'm convinced.

-remembering a great story with the kids: trying to make a good impression on a new friend with my family when one of my kids blurts out, "hey we should all play quarters"......silence......i quickly try to recover the fumble, "oh, we play with water of course"....still doesn't sound right. yep, vote for me, raising kids since '95!!

-winning a hula hoop contest -boom! know this: mama still gots it and she WILL bring it!

-setting a trip to glenn ivy hotsprings with my bestie and my favorite cali girl. this has become a yearly tradition and we have the best time! why? coz friends and mud are like pb&j-goes together without question!


Have a great week-end y'all!!!

there goes my phone again- showin off her stuff

 i'm a sharer....

awww...loves

check out mah teef

my badass neighbor's car-he also has a prison type bench set and lifts weights in his driveway...yeah!!!!

this right herrrrre is a tempura lemon slice. pretty fly right? it's one of those things that you don't wanna try but then you do and the first bite is alarming coz it's so weird but you decide you should take another then another and you are done. and it's good.

can we not mix our puppies and STD's? please? gracias.

wow- this girl is in the wrong biz.

ohhhh, wait that's hooker furniture.

ok so right biz but just not very good at it???

this is getting creepy. my daughter took this pic yesterday on our walk when a 

ladybug flew up and landed 

on my collar bone.

Aloha Friday weekly wrap up

sooooo, this week was nutso.

i had another install of ridiculous proportions along with all other kinds of crazy mixed into my week. at one point i just found my inner courtney love and went with the whole, "what, whatchoo lookin' at- i was born crazy"......kinda works, got me through...

even though it was crazy i had things that were awesome:

-my install looks amazing- i will post pics soon

-i figured out how to do the sock bun (successfully-not the kind that looks like a birds nest on mah head)

-i found the original popcorn chip at -they are at gelsons but i will spar for them if i have to so leave a bag or 4 for me. i have surprising strength.

-i made it through not just 1 but 2 trips to IKEA which falls at number 3 for my least favorite places to be. in case you are wondering the dentist is first and the DMV is second. it was really touch and go there for a few minutes. aisle 21, bin 8000 wasn't workin' for me and those yellow shirts are nowhere to be found when you need them. with 1 minor melt down and a yogurt cone for my good behavior from my brother i made it through....

-i ate my weight in deviled eggs on easter- this is awesome because i also had access to chocolate bunnies. it could have been ugly....

-i have stepped into 2012. i did it. i kicked, i screamed but i'm here and the proud owner of a new iphone. this is huge for me. i still don't know what to do with it other than answer it, call out and text but expect some really fly pics soon from me coz i gots apps!!

and because no blog is as good without a fun pic- i will leave you with this photo of a neighbors dog that deep down really wants me to throw her ball when i see her but shakes her head around when i get my hand close....this pic is what i imagined i looked like this week....

happy aloha friday-have a great week-end!!